As if there weren’t enough dogs on campus as it were (yes, I’m talking about the college frat boys who attempt to mount anything that moves), the Federal Government now says that College Dormitories MUST allow ‘emotional support’ animals into school housing. The incident arose after a University of Nebraska student, Brittany Hamilton, requested permission to keep her 4-pound miniature pinscher in her school-owned apartment. The young lady, clearly suffering from an entitlement complex, said that the dog helps her cope with anxiety and depression.
Says Wall Street Journal, “Housing providers must offer people with disabilities a ‘reasonable accommodation’ for emotional support animals under both the Fair Housing Act and Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1974, the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development said in a notice to its regional offices late last month. The laws apply to a range of public and private housing, including dwellings ‘associated with a university or other place of education,’ the notice says. The term ‘disability’ is defined broadly as ‘a physical or mental impairment that substantially limits one or more major life activities.’”
So now we can all pat ourselves on the back for another outstanding triumph of Civil Rights and the Egalitarian manifesto of the Federal Government, because equality has once again been achieved. And as one commenter to the article snidely asked, “Can I keep emotional support hookers and blow?”
As Dan Mitchell states at International Liberty, this is “another great development in ‘human rights’ around the world. Indeed, it belongs with these momentous breakthroughs. In France, it’s against the law to say a husband is under-endowed or that your wife is fat. Across Europe, a satellite dish is now a human right. In Finland, broadband access is a basic right. There’s now an entitlement for free soccer broadcasts in Europe. In Italy, you have the right to…um…your testicles. And both the United Nations and the Obama Administration think there’s a right to taxpayer-financed birth control.”
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